ShamWow + Snuggie?

WHAT IF...

Late, one cold, stormy night...

Some mad scientist was doing whatever mad scientists do in his creepy secret underground laboratory...

And ALL OF THE SUDDEN...

The television in the corner turns on BY ITSELF...

Playing the infamous...

SNUGGIE COMMERCIAL...

So the mad scientist turns off the TV and keeps on doing mad scientist stuff...

And then, ALL OF THE SUDDEN...

The television in the corner turns on by itself AGAIN...

Playing the infamous...

SHAMWOW COMMERCIAL...

And then there's a huge crazy burst of lightning and thunder...

And the mad scientist laughs really loudly and maniacally and sinisterly...

Because he has just thought to...

COMBINE THE SHAMWOW AND THE SNUGGIE.

PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT.